Beautiful Breanna, Inquisitive Kitty, and ROFL Weekend Statuses

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ROFL Facebook Weekend Status Updates:

  1. If you think I’m not going to meow at a cat in front of people then you are wrong my friend.
  2. I miss being a kid. My only responsibilities were running around and laughing a lot. And someone else was in charge of my hair.
  3. Plan A: Marry hot girl Plan B: Marry average girl that can cook Plan C: Ramen Noodles
  4. Can you imagine if Facebook just decided to shut down and you see all these confused teenagers coming out of their house squinting at the sun.
  5. The extreme irony of Life: Wives don’t get pregnant after many attempts and girlfriends get pregnant even after taking many precautions!
  6. If my best friend hates you then guess what? I hate you too ya nasty little whore.
  7. There are literally like three people in the world who I can hang out with for more than four hours without wanting to strangle them.
  8. SUMMER NEEDS TO SLOW THE HELL DOWN.
  9. That awkward moment when your friend is getting yelled at by their parents, so you just sit there and look at your phone in silence.
  10. Scorpions are nature’s way of saying “Screw you, I’m going to combine Lobsters, Spiders, Wasps, and Nightmares.”
  11. 0 = The amount of care about your Candy Crush progress.
  12. When future archeologists dig up the remnants of our civilization, I hope they uncover a ’67 Ford Mustang before they find a fanny pack.
  13. I’m not afraid of commitment, as long as it doesn’t last that long.
  14. Would stiff nipples be a good name for my air conditioning company?
  15. We are an very special race of people, in that we will go to great lengths to drink filtered water but add tap water ice to it.
  16. Watching movies alone sucks. There’s no one to ask, “What did he just say? Who is that guy?”
  17. This frozen pizza says “Do not eat without cooking.” Does this means that someone actually attempted to eat frozen pizza?
  18. Due to tonight’s lack of sleep, tomorrow has been canceled.
  19. It’s not pretty being easy.
  20. Girls: Save your games for family fun nights…..NOT Relationships!!

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Inquisitive Kitty:

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Breanna Sings w/ Memphis QB:

One word for that video. BEAUTIFUL! Please consider making a donation to St. Jude’s Hospital on her behalf. Such an amazingly beautiful voice. Let’s make this video super popular!

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