Make your weekend fun, share these…
ROFL Facebook Weekend Status Updates:
- If you think I’m not going to meow at a cat in front of people then you are wrong my friend.
- I miss being a kid. My only responsibilities were running around and laughing a lot. And someone else was in charge of my hair.
- Plan A: Marry hot girl Plan B: Marry average girl that can cook Plan C: Ramen Noodles
- Can you imagine if Facebook just decided to shut down and you see all these confused teenagers coming out of their house squinting at the sun.
- The extreme irony of Life: Wives don’t get pregnant after many attempts and girlfriends get pregnant even after taking many precautions!
- If my best friend hates you then guess what? I hate you too ya nasty little whore.
- There are literally like three people in the world who I can hang out with for more than four hours without wanting to strangle them.
- SUMMER NEEDS TO SLOW THE HELL DOWN.
- That awkward moment when your friend is getting yelled at by their parents, so you just sit there and look at your phone in silence.
- Scorpions are nature’s way of saying “Screw you, I’m going to combine Lobsters, Spiders, Wasps, and Nightmares.”
- 0 = The amount of care about your Candy Crush progress.
- When future archeologists dig up the remnants of our civilization, I hope they uncover a ’67 Ford Mustang before they find a fanny pack.
- I’m not afraid of commitment, as long as it doesn’t last that long.
- Would stiff nipples be a good name for my air conditioning company?
- We are an very special race of people, in that we will go to great lengths to drink filtered water but add tap water ice to it.
- Watching movies alone sucks. There’s no one to ask, “What did he just say? Who is that guy?”
- This frozen pizza says “Do not eat without cooking.” Does this means that someone actually attempted to eat frozen pizza?
- Due to tonight’s lack of sleep, tomorrow has been canceled.
- It’s not pretty being easy.
- Girls: Save your games for family fun nights…..NOT Relationships!!
Breanna Sings w/ Memphis QB:
One word for that video. BEAUTIFUL! Please consider making a donation to St. Jude’s Hospital on her behalf. Such an amazingly beautiful voice. Let’s make this video super popular!