Genius comes from within, post these… Comedic Status Updates for Facebook: LIKE IF you… walk into a room, forget what you need, walk out, and then remember. (From our 4.5Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) “LOL” is the new way of saying “I really have nothing to say.” I’d explain it to you, but your brain would […]
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Valentines Day Status Updates for Facebook + Bonuses
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Crazy Driver, Mind Tricks, & Good Status Updates
Get more LIKEs per status, share these… Good Status Updates for Facebook: Sunglasses allow an individual to stare at people without them knowing. It is Facebook in real life. (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★) Ever drive somewhere, completely zoned out, and wonder, ‘How the heck did I just get here?’ Then start freaking out about […]
Fantastic Fishy, Baby Interrogation, & Funny Status Updates
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Flute Madness, LightSwitch, & Great Statuses
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Cobra Cat, Vision Test, & LIKEable Status Updates
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