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Valentines Day Status Updates:
- I am not single, I’m romantically challenged. (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
- You wanna hear a joke? . . Valentine’s Day
- “Whale you be my Valentine?” “Dolphinately”
- I like flowers too. No need to post them to Facebook, we all know what they look LIKE!
- Scrolling down your newsfeed & thinking: “Dont care” ‘Whore” “Your life sucks” “Song lyrics.” “Inside joke?” “Needs a therapist..”
- Roses are blue, violets are unicorns. This doesn’t make sense. Refrigerator.
- Blanket- Everyone’s personal body guard from any source of danger.
- Today is Valentine’s Day or as I call it… Tuesday. (191+Likes in 8 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
- Grades don’t measure intelligence and age doesn’t define maturity.
- V-day would be happier if everybody was happy!
- Brace yourselves!! The flowers, candy and jewelry mobile uploads are upon us…..
- Tomorrow is Valentine’s day. Don’t worry if you’re single. You’re going to die alone anyway!
- Everyone has that one weird smell that they secretly enjoy.
- I would eat a lot more healthy food if it required no preparation or stayed fresh as long as junk food.
- I don’t like to think myself as ‘Special’ I like to think myself as limited edition. (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
- How ironic is life. We spend so much money on expensive clothes, but the best moments in life are spent without clothes.
Valentines Day Prank:
Now that would just be mean. Post this to FB and see what your friends think of this cruel Valentines day joke.
A Very Special V-Day Card:
LOL! Bet they sell out of that one real quick every year. Share this video on Facebook and see what your friends think of that unique Valentines day card.