Get more LIKEs share these…
LIKEable Status Updates for Facebook:
- Thank goodness pets can’t talk, they all know too much. (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
- Dance like the picture’s not being tagged. Love like you’ve never been unfriended. Tweet like no one’s following.
- My parents taught me to give my toys to the less fortunate… that’s why I never get jealous when I see my ex with someone else.
- Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do and you know better what the best for you.
- Finding the right partner isn’t about finding someone perfect, it’s about finding someone whose flaws and vices are compatible with mine.
- Grad school is another way of saying “Screw Job Hunting.”
- LIKE if you hate when you’re listening to music really loud and you have to keep pausing it because you constantly think you’re hearing your name being called. (234+Likes in 15 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
- If I could have one super power it would be the ability to literally smack sense into people.
- Like nature and opportunities, when booty calls, I answer.
- Facebook is the only place where it’s acceptable to talk to a wall.
- If Johnny Cash were alive today. He’d probably just be known as Johnny Credit/Debit.
- When you settle for less, you’ll never know what greatness feels like.
- The fabric of Winners is made from the thread called Failure.
- The brain is the most outstanding organ. It works for 24 hours, 365 days, right from your birth until you fall in love.
- Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose. (From Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
- Crazy people are always the last to know they’re crazy.
Awesome Vision Test, Do you see Einstein or Marilyn Monroe?
How neat is that? Share with your friends on Facebook and ask what they see!
Crouching Tiger, Hidden COBRA Cat??!?
The only explanation is that this Cat is somehow related to Chuck Norris. Post on your wall and see how many LIKEs you get.