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Great Facebook Statuses:
- The only thing worse than dramatic girls facebook statuses…dramatic guys Facebook statuses. (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
- Hitting your hip on a corner and feeling like you’ve been shot.
- GAGA: So famous, even babies know her name
- Since when did bathrooms become photobooths?
- Telling people your phone is gonna die, But you really just don’t want to text them.
- How I view dogs: Beagle, German Shepherd, Poodle, Maltese, Labrador. How I view cats: Cat, cat, cat, cat
- It’s not weird to talk to yourself, it’s just weird when someone else hears you talking to yourself. (194+LIKEs in 7 mins – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
- If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
- English Teachers tend to put more thought in the books then the author did.
- Tall guy + Short girl = cute. But Short guy + Tall girl = really awkward…
- If steroids are illegal for athletes, shouldn’t photo shop be illegal for models? o__O
- Dear radio stations, you do realize there are more than just 5 songs in the world, right?
- Sarcastic comment loading… ████████████ 95% … wait for it… wait for it.. (From Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
- FYI: Under SOPA, you could get 5 years for uploading a Michael Jackson song. One year more than the doctor who killed him.
Funny Lightswitch Cover:
Lulz , I’d love to see that one in person… Share on your Facebook page and see what hilarious comments/LIKEs come in on this one 🙂
Guy tears it up on the flute…
Ya, I do that in my hotel all the time when I’m bored too…. NOT! Post to your Facebook Wall and see what your friends think of that abnormal performance.