Flute Madness, LightSwitch, & Great Statuses

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  • The only thing worse than dramatic girls facebook statuses…dramatic guys Facebook statuses.  (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • Hitting your hip on a corner and feeling like you’ve been shot.
  • GAGA: So famous, even babies know her name
  • Since when did bathrooms become photobooths?
  • Telling people your phone is gonna die, But you really just don’t want to text them.
  • How I view dogs: Beagle, German Shepherd, Poodle, Maltese, Labrador. How I view cats: Cat, cat, cat, cat
  • It’s not weird to talk to yourself, it’s just weird when someone else hears you talking to yourself.  (194+LIKEs in 7 mins – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
  • English Teachers tend to put more thought in the books then the author did.
  • Tall guy + Short girl = cute. But Short guy + Tall girl = really awkward…
  • If steroids are illegal for athletes, shouldn’t photo shop be illegal for models? o__O
  • Dear radio stations, you do realize there are more than just 5 songs in the world, right?
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  • FYI: Under SOPA, you could get 5 years for uploading a Michael Jackson song. One year more than the doctor who killed him.

Funny Lightswitch Cover:

Funny Lightswitch

Lulz , I’d love to see that one in person… Share on your Facebook page and see what hilarious comments/LIKEs come in on this one 🙂

Guy tears it up on the flute…


Ya, I do that in my hotel all the time when I’m bored too…. NOT! Post to your Facebook Wall and see what your friends think of that abnormal performance.

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