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Elbow Hurts, Cat Meets Tigers, & 20 Hilarious Facebook Statuses

March 31, 2015 by FunnyStatus Team

Get through Tuesday, share one of these… 20 Hilarious Facebook Statuses: Next time you’re feeling down about something, just think about the kid who got benched so Air Bud could play. I’m terribly conflicted when people I hate from work, bring cupcakes. Know why girls cross their arms when they’re angry? Boobs. Just a little […]

Cat Translator, Flirting, and 20 Hilarious Facebook Statuses

March 9, 2015 by FunnyStatus Team

Make Monday fun for someone, share one of these.. 20 Hilarious Facebook Statuses: Do you ever wanna listen to music but every song is just not the right song? My diet could be described as “unchaperoned child at a birthday party”. Things I Should Be Doing • so many Things I Am Not Currently Doing […]

Talking Dog, Set Them Free, and 20 Hilarious Facebook Statuses

February 25, 2015 by FunnyStatus Team

Make it over humpday, share one of these.. 20 Hilarious Facebook Statuses: You can’t control everything. Your hair was put on your head as a reminder of that. When your kids are little you’re a super hero. When they’re teens you’re a super villain. After that, your only power is invisibility. Happiness comes from within. […]

Puppy Play Time, Christmas Shopping, and Hilarious Status Updates

December 23, 2014 by FunnyStatus Team

Score more likes this holiday season, share one of these… 20 Hilarious Facebook Statuses: My first instinct when I see an animal is to say “hello”. My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact & hope it goes away. I need a hug………e bottle of wine. Santa gets all the […]

Dog Vs. Leafblower (Video)

June 10, 2014 by FunnyStatus Team

Score more likes, share these… Hilarious Facebook Statuses: Nicknames are WAY more fun when people don’t know they have them. Disappointed to learn that ‘landlady’ isn’t the opposite of a mermaid. I party until the taxi with the pretty red and blue lights picks me up. Apparently you have to go to the gym more […]

What Lebron Does Will Leave You Speechless…

May 7, 2014 by FunnyStatus Team

Make it through hump day, share these… 10 Hilarious Facebook Statuses: When girls have a great night out, they talk about it for months. When guys have a great night out, that night will never be spoken of. Saying “I’m just tired“ when you’re actually sad. Dear autocorrect: at no point have I ever meant […]

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