What Lebron Does Will Leave You Speechless…

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When girls have a great night out, they talk about it for months. When guys have a great night out, that night will never be spoken of.
Saying “I’m just tired“ when you’re actually sad.
Dear autocorrect: at no point have I ever meant “ducking.”
OK EVERYONE just so you know, we drive on the right side of the road in America. This applies even when your just pushing a cart down the the aisles of Wal Mart. The change begins with you…
I need a part-time job that pays like $30,000 a week.
The Internet is a lot like ancient Egypt , people writing on walls and worshiping cats.
Don’t find someone to complete you; find someone who adds to you, for if they ever leave, you stay you, never less.
I miss the good old days when we blamed Marilyn Manson for all our problems.
There isn’t anything that keeps you awake at night like a case of the what ifs.
You never really see how toxic someone is until you breathe fresher air.
Is it sad that the plans I make after work depend on how much charge I have left in my phone battery?