Make Monday fun for someone, share one of these..
20 Hilarious Facebook Statuses:
- Do you ever wanna listen to music but every song is just not the right song?
- My diet could be described as “unchaperoned child at a birthday party”.
- Things I Should Be Doing
• so many
Things I Am Not Currently Doing
• any of that
- Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?
- RIP to all the money I spent on food in 2014…I could’ve been rich by now.
- I used to think fresh air was free until I bought a bag of potato chips.
- I burn like 2000 calories every-time i put my bed sheets on by myself.
- 50 Shades of Gray is only sexy because the guy is a billionaire. If he was poor, it would be an episode of SVU.
- Ways to get to my heart:
• that’s pretty much it
- Girl: I’ll just have a salad.
Waiter: and for you, sir?
Me: I’ll be giving her half of my food.
- At the gym doing shoulder shrugs, eye rolls and door lunges.
- Everything happens for a reason. And sometimes the reason is that you’re stupid.
- His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy. There’s vomit on his sweater already.
WebMD: TYPHOID FEVER
- That awkward moment when you’re in super deep thought. Then 3 minutes later you realize that youve been staring at someone directly
- You don’t get to complain about life until you move out of your parent’s house.
- No one’s going to do it for you. It’s up to just you to make naps a priority in your life.
- I’m alone in my car. Counting it as a vacation.
- Texting “Good Morning, Beautiful” will change a girl’s whole day. If you time it right, it will do the same for her boyfriend.
- I’m glad you’re learning to laugh at yourself. That was kind of getting awkward for the rest of us.
- Instead of divorce, how about a marriage license you have to renew every year.
Cat Translator Video:
That cat did not appreciate whatever you said in ‘cat’ lol! That was hilarious, I watched it a good ten times.
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