Make someones day, share one of these.. 20 Great Facebook Statuses: Somewhere an elderly lady reads a book on how to use the internet, while a young boy Googles “how to read a book.” I wonder what “don’t touch” is in Braille. China has a billion people in it. One-in-a-million things happen one thousand times a […]
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Bro Mime, Breakups, & 20 Great Facebook Statuses
Make Monday fun for someone, share one of these… 20 Great Facebook Statuses: “You can’t sleep either?” Says a voice from under your bed. My house has really let itself go. That grass that you think is greener. They use bullshit for fertilizer. Think about that before you jump the fence. A 2.0 student can […]
Odd Names, Baby Laughs Like Troll, and 20 Great Facebook Statuses
Start some good conversations, share one of these.. 20 Great Facebook Statuses: I hate morning people, mornings, and people. Winning isn’t everything. Rubbing it in the face of your enemy is also important. My hobbies: – switching between the same three apps for hours – imagining myself in situations that will literally never exist That […]
Crazy Cat, Sleepy Owl, and 20 Great Facebook Statuses
Go ahead, borrow one for some quick laughs… 20 Great Facebook Statuses to Steal: I’m going to start telling women that I’m available for a limited time only in hopes that their shopping instinct kicks in. I’ll start working when my coffee does. I love when someone remembers something I told them a long time […]
Germany, My Favorite People, and 20 Great Facebook Statuses
Happy Monday, make your friends smile share one of these.. 20 Great Facebook Statuses: Taken 4 should be set in a tibetan monastery. Liam Neeson has found his daughter, and his wife, now he must find his inner self. That awkward moment when you try to zoom in on Instagram and remember that you’re an […]
My Bed, Olive Cat, and 20 Great Facebook Statuses
Today is the worst Tuesday of the year for everyone, so far. Make it better by sharing one of these… 20 Great Facebook Statuses: You posted a drunk selfie last night at 3:03 AM and then deleted it five minutes later. But I took a screenshot. Let’s negotiate. I’m a lazy texter. I read a text […]