Start some good conversations, share one of these..
20 Great Facebook Statuses:
- I hate morning people, mornings, and people.
- Winning isn’t everything. Rubbing it in the face of your enemy is also important.
- My hobbies:
– switching between the same three apps for hours
– imagining myself in situations that will literally never exist
- That horrible moment when you make eye contact with the person who runs a mall kiosk.
- I spend a lot of time holding the refrigerator door open looking for the answer.
- Perfect relationships exist in thoughts, movies, and Facebook timelines.
- The awkward moment when you’re not sure if something is your actual memory or if your brain made it up.
- Who me? Just fixing society’s problems by liking and sharing shit on Facebook.
- You know the fun part of your life is over when people around you are getting pregnant on purpose.
- Some souls are consumed with what grows in the garden of others and then wonder, why their own does not flourish.
- Several years ago Facebook came in to our lives forever changing our ability to judge each other from our couches.
- So far I’ve spent most of 2015 flipping off the weather channel.
- The bears had it right choosing to hibernate all winter.
- When the only light in your world is suddenly gone …it’s time to recharge your phone.
- This guy tailgating me is going to be really surprised when he finds out I have this condition where I just randomly slam on my brakes.
- Commenting “not your best” on everybody’s #selfie on Instagram. Their reactions are priceless.
- Frustrating to know I’ll never experience the exhilaration of getting to meet me.
- “Careful, there’s poop on the dance floor.” – how ballet was invented.
- Of course I don’t hold grudges! I’m a woman, I carry them around in my designer purse everywhere I go.
- Depression is just your body’s way of saying it needs more orgasms.
Baby Laughs Like a Troll:
Dat laugh doe! How incredibly cute. Feel free to share/like if you enjoyed.
Tons more status updates, funny pictures, and videos… On our Fan Page & Download our Free iPhone App.