Make someones day, share one of these..
20 Great Facebook Statuses:
- Somewhere an elderly lady reads a book on how to use the internet, while a young boy Googles “how to read a book.”
- I wonder what “don’t touch” is in Braille.
- China has a billion people in it. One-in-a-million things happen one thousand times a day.
- I’ve tried several times, but I can’t pet a cat without plotting world domination.
- Well, at least it’s not Monday.
- If I save up all my dryer lint, I could spin it back into yarn and knit myself a sweater that’s the average color of my entire wardrobe.
- At 16, you get a car. At 21, you get a lot of free alcohol. At graduation, you get your student loan bills. It’s a downward slope.
- As an adult, I’m not eating nearly as much ice cream as 10 year old me thought I would.
- If John Hammond really had “Spared no expense” you’d think he’d have hired more than one IT guy for Jurassic Park.
- 3 Horrible Things In Life:
1. Seeing your mom cry
2. Seeing the love of your life fall in love with somebody else
3. Slow internet connection
- I may be wrong, but I’m probably not.
- People wear masks to keep their identity hidden. Ninja turtles wear masks so we know which one we’re looking at.
- I just used the self checkout in Walmart without needing assistance and they made me district manager.
- Single white sock seeks same.
- My cat’s gonna be homeless unless he comes up with something funny to post on YouTube.
- The second I get shampoo in my eyes, I’m 100% sure there’s a murderer in my bathroom.
- There’s no panic like trying to press “End” when you make an accidental call.
- It saddens me that today’s youth will never have to endure the character-building pain of waiting for dial-up Internet to connect.
- I call my fists Thunder & Lightning because there’s about a one in a million chance that they’ll cause any damage.
- Is it ok to take a personal day if none of your pants fit? Asking for a friend.
There’s just something about animals that makes you want to say hello. Their humans, not so much.
Tiny Hamster Consumes Toxic Waste and goes on a rampage..
He really destroyed that city 🙂 in a delicious fashion. Please feel free to share if you enjoyed as much as I did!
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