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Happy Monday! Make your Facebook friends laugh with these… Funny Status Updates for Monday: A religious is a man who feels repentant on a Sunday, for what he did on Saturday and will do again on Monday. It’s been Monday all week. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life. Monday is […]
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