Daily Facebook Status Update

We allllll know you lack creativity so here ya go:

  • What’s all this jibberish about people having to find themselves? Don’t they realize all they need is a compass, a map, or a GPS system?
  • Virgins just don’t know what they’re missing!
  • All a passport really says is that someone was able to PASS through all the security at the airPORT.
  • Lying is a key to survival.
  • I think there’s a huge conspiracy with the news media. They murder people and commit other crimes so that they can always have stories.