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A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” Father replied, “I don’t know son, I’m still paying.” (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App)
- Vene, Vidi, Vacuum. I came, I saw, It sucked.
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and wife? 45 lbs
How can I miss you if you won’t go away?
My children need love the most when they deserve it the least.
- Breaking News: Cheese factory explodes. Nothing left but de Brie.
- Words: For when an emoticon just isn’t enough.
- Quit embarrassing me in front of my friends, iPod shuffle.
- Stephen Tyler looks like he’s made from leftover pieces of Mickey Rourke.
- One is the loneliest number. Seven is kinda racist. Nine needs to just come out already. Four drinks to forget. Three is angry, so so angry.
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