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Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  • A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” Father replied, “I don’t know son, I’m still paying.” (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App)
  • Vene, Vidi, Vacuum. I came, I saw, It sucked.
  • What’s the difference between a girlfriend and wife? 45 lbs
  • How can I miss you if you won’t go away?
  • My children need love the most when they deserve it the least.
  • Breaking News: Cheese factory explodes. Nothing left but de Brie.
  • Words: For when an emoticon just isn’t enough.
  • Quit embarrassing me in front of my friends, iPod shuffle.
  • Stephen Tyler looks like he’s made from leftover pieces of Mickey Rourke.
  • One is the loneliest number. Seven is kinda racist. Nine needs to just come out already. Four drinks to forget. Three is angry, so so angry.
  • I refuse to swallow my pride. The last thing I need in my diet right now is more empty calories. (From our Twitter Account: @FreeFunnyStuff )

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Funny Picture to Post:

Just a boy and his elephant hanging out, no big deal.

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