Careful, don’t read these while you’re sipping a drink… Funny Statuses Facebook: Never chase someone. Chase your dreams then they will follow. People who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people. Not to get technical… but according […]
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Hungry Kittens, Floating, & Funny Facebook Statuses
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Elevator Humor, Frog Phone Trolling, & Statuses about Life.
Get more likes, share these… Status Updates about Life, Love, and everything in-between… Looking for a damm to give (←_←)(→_→)(←_←)(→_→)(↑_ ↑)(←_←)(→_→) yeah, I got nothing. (Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) Those scenarios you make up in your head when you start to like someone. When I see a typo I look at the keyboard to […]
ASIMO Robot, UP Kid, & Funny Facebook Statuses
Get the LIKEs you deserve post these… Funny Facebook Statuses: Nothing makes me more nervous than receiving facebook emails after the weekend saying, “You have been tagged in a photo.” (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★) I love that moment when you catch someone doing something that they thought no one else saw them do. […]
Pug Slide, Computer Problems IRL, & Funny Statuses
Get LIKEd post these… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: At least clean up the bathroom before taking your profile picture in there. (From our ridiculously funny: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★) Just because I’m happy doesn’t mean you couldn’t make me happier. It’s funny how fast you can get up in the morning once you’ve realize you […]
Cuddle Dog, Old Guy Dances @Rave, & Funny Statuses
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