Elevator Humor, Frog Phone Trolling, & Statuses about Life.

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Status Updates about Life, Love, and everything in-between…

  • Looking for a damm to give (←_←)(→_→)(←_←)(→_→)(↑_ ↑)(←_←)(→_→) yeah, I got nothing. (Funny Status iPhone App   ★★★★★)
  • Those scenarios you make up in your head when you start to like someone.
  • When I see a typo I look at the keyboard to see if the two keys were close.
  • The shortest horror story ever = “There’s no food left.”
  • Dinosaurs were lies fed to us to cover up the existence of Pokemon.
  • The awkward moment when your parents don’t appreciate the hilarious child they have been blessed with.
  • LIKE if you did this… 1st month of school: Look nice and dress nice. The rest of the school year: Rocking the homeless grandma look.  (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • Stressing out about crap I have no control over is probably what I do best.
  • Love the one who understands your tears, not the one who creates them.
  • FACT: There is nothing that says “douchebag” better than a Facebook profile picture of your car.
  • Easily the best thing about Facebook: The ability to read other people’s fights.
  • Penguins mate once and stay together for life. All those failed relationships you had? Penguins are kicking your butt.
  • I don’t care what math says; the 1990s were still only 10 years ago…
  • Say it to my face, not through your status.  (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • Guys, you’d have a better chance of being shirtless in a woman’s bedroom if you weren’t shirtless in your Facebook photo.

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Elevator Humor

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Frog gets duped by this phone game:

Haha, talk about a trolling! Poor froggie :/ share this cute little viral video with your FB friends and see what they think of the frog getting trolled.

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