Pug Slide, Computer Problems IRL, & Funny Statuses

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Pug goes down playground slide, awesomeness ensues…

Pug goes down slide.

And you thought that slides were fun for humans? HA! Much funner for Pugs 🙂 Post that your Facebook page to get tons of comments & LIKEs! [Source: Imgur]

Computer Problems IRL:


LOL! Puts your computer problems into context. That’ll make for some interesting comments on your FB Wall.

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