Doggie DJ, Optical Illusion, and Funny Statuses

Careful, don’t read these while you’re sipping a drink…

Funny Statuses Facebook:

1. Never chase someone. Chase your dreams then they will follow.
2. People who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people.
3. Not to get technical… but according to chemistry alcohol is a solution.
4. I hate texting people who don’t use smileys. I feel like I’m texting Kristen Stewart.
5. If you can’t laugh repeatedly on the same joke, why do you cry over and over again on the same issue?
6. You can either wear granny panties OR yoga pants – not both. Pick one.
7. With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything.
8. One of the saddest days of my life was when I heard that bears sleep for half the year and I realized I had been born the wrong species.
9. It’s that time of the evening where my beer bottle has magically turned into a microphone again.
10. You should just fall in love with me already. So I can immediately lose interest and we can both move on with our lives.
11. Sex, drugs and candy crush all have one thing in common. It’s only an addiction if you start paying for it.
12. One of the fake rooms at Ikea should just be a couple fighting as they try to put the furniture together.
13. Can anyone recommend a good movie to kinda listen to while I stare at my phone?
14. Next time a guy asks for your number, write it down in Roman numerals. If he manages to call you, he’s a keeper.
15. Life is too short for fake butter, cheese or people.
16. Maybe if I tilt my head to the side I can understand English – dogs
17. My voicemail greeting is now a Justin Bieber song. if you can make it to the end of the song without hanging up then I’ll listen to the message, because obviously it’s important!
18. Life is simple. Live it.
19. The quickest way to get someone’s attention is to no longer want it.
20. I will stop loving you, when Spongebob gets his drivers license.

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Crazy Optical Illusion:

Can you see the 4 perfectly round circles? If you can, you’re smarter than 80% of the population.

Doggie DJ

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zMJ8o6UWD0[/youtube]

ROFL! That is amazing 🙂 He’s better than most DJ’s you see today. Well done, pooch!