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Silly Facebook Statuses
- Farts are just the ghosts of the things we eat.
- _______/___________o/__ #SharkWeek
- A boy seeks revenge…A man moves on while Karma does the dirty work.
- It’s cute that they sell family-sized Oreo boxes thinking that people are going to share them with their family.
- Don’t judge me for things I did a few seconds ago, I’ve changed since then.
- There’s no logical reason for shorts to be the same price as pants.
- I wonder if caterpillars know they’re gonna fly some day or they just start building a cocoon and are like ‘why am I doing this’.
- You’re not hungry. You’re bored. Learn the difference.
- There are five types of fear.
1. terror / panic
2. insufficent funds
3. 14 missed calls from mom
4. username or password is incorrect
5. we need to talk
- LIKE if you know the difference between They’re, Their, and There!
- BoyfriEND, girlfriEND, friEND, everything has an end, except for famILY.
- I really miss flip phones because at the end of a conversation you could always dramatically close them like b*tch whatever.
- Just because I’m nice to you, doesn’t mean I like you. It just means I’m not rude. 😉
- I’m the type of person who tries to fall back asleep in the morning, just to finish a dream.
- Over thinking things is what really kills you.
- How to get a woman mad in 2 easy steps:
1. Take a picture of her.
2. Don’t show it to her.
- My daily routine: Wake up, be awesome, go back to sleep.
- Every time somebody ask me what is my favorite movie or my favorite song, suddenly, I forget every song or movie I’ve seen in my life.
- I hate when I forget to press send and I’m sitting there like an idiot waiting for a reply.
- Enjoy everything, You might not get to experience it twice.
Netflix gets it’s revenge…
LOL 🙂 How sweet is revenge! It would be really funny if Blockbuster made a huge comeback.
Little Girl Stands Up:
So cute, she learns to stand her ground against her naughty daddy 🙂