Cute Little One, Netflix, & Silly Statuses

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Silly Facebook Statuses

  1. Farts are just the ghosts of the things we eat.
  2. _______/___________o/__ #SharkWeek
  3. A boy seeks revenge…A man moves on while Karma does the dirty work.
  4. It’s cute that they sell family-sized Oreo boxes thinking that people are going to share them with their family.
  5. Don’t judge me for things I did a few seconds ago, I’ve changed since then.
  6. There’s no logical reason for shorts to be the same price as pants.
  7. I wonder if caterpillars know they’re gonna fly some day or they just start building a cocoon and are like ‘why am I doing this’.
  8. You’re not hungry. You’re bored. Learn the difference.
  9. There are five types of fear.
    1. terror / panic
    2. insufficent funds
    3. 14 missed calls from mom
    4. username or password is incorrect
    5. we need to talk
  10. LIKE if you know the difference between They’re, Their, and There!
  11. BoyfriEND, girlfriEND, friEND, everything has an end, except for famILY.
  12. I really miss flip phones because at the end of a conversation you could always dramatically close them like b*tch whatever.
  13. Just because I’m nice to you, doesn’t mean I like you. It just means I’m not rude. 😉
  14. I’m the type of person who tries to fall back asleep in the morning, just to finish a dream.
  15. Over thinking things is what really kills you.
  16. How to get a woman mad in 2 easy steps:
    1. Take a picture of her.
    2. Don’t show it to her.
  17. My daily routine: Wake up, be awesome, go back to sleep.
  18. Every time somebody ask me what is my favorite movie or my favorite song, suddenly, I forget every song or movie I’ve seen in my life.
  19. I hate when I forget to press send and I’m sitting there like an idiot waiting for a reply.
  20. Enjoy everything, You might not get to experience it twice.

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Netflix gets it’s revenge…

lol netflix

LOL 🙂 How sweet is revenge! It would be really funny if Blockbuster made a huge comeback.

Little Girl Stands Up:


So cute, she learns to stand her ground against her naughty daddy 🙂

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