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- At least once in our life, we all have tried to balance the light switch in between the on and off position. (From our Funny Status Updates iPhone App ★★★★★)
- There’s probably no problem in the world that can’t be resolved by a good ol’ fashioned Facebook survey.
- I can jump higher than mountains. You see, mountains can’t jump.
- If you stop while you’re ahead, you get rear-ended.
- I’ve never met an air conditioned room I did not like.
- You don’t have to tell me I’m negative. I no.
- When I think of a good status in the shower, I run out dripping & naked and post it before the internet ends and it’s too late.
- I don’t understand you. You don’t understand me. What else do we have in common? (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page)
I taught him everything I know and he’s STILL stupid!
- No. My hair magically got shorter…
Don’t you know it’s rude to talk while I’m interrupting?
- The awkward moment when a film says, ”based on a true story” and it automatically becomes 100 times scarier.
My wife says she enjoys my company. Good thing I own it.
Never trust a dog to watch your food.
- I want a phone that does everything but ring.
When I have a boy I’ll name him ‘SPARTA’ so everytime i’m introducing him to someone I can shout THIS IS SPARTA !!!
Must cuddle…. cannot resist the cuteness!!! I’m sorry but, how freakin’ adorable is that?!?! Post that one on your Facebook for instant LIKEs.
The Old Dude Dancing at a Rave:
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