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Burning hot topics on Facebook… Top Status Posts This Week: When it comes to returning emails, I only have two speeds: within 3 seconds or within 3 months. ( 100K+ Statuses: Funny Status 2 5★ Ratings) There’s always that one person you regret giving your number to. Spongebob: “Can you hear me?” Patrick: “No, it’s to dark.” […]
Dog wears Pants, Baby Sloth, & Funny Statuses
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Helium Dog, My Ball, & Funny Facebook Statuses
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Angry Pup, Confusing Escalator, & Funny Statuses
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Dogman, Monkeying Around, & Funny Facebook Statuses
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