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Top 2o Facebook Status Updates This Week:
- The awkward moment when someone’s zipper is down & you don’t know whether to tell, because you can’t explain why you were looking that low. ( 100K+ Statuses: Funny Status 2 5★ Ratings)
- Texts that piss me off: 1. Yeah 2. Oh 3. Yup 4. Lol 5. Haha 6. K 7. Nope 8. Chillin 9. Naw
- A relationship where you can act like complete idiots together is the sweetest thing ever.
- Not liking me will always be your problem. Never mine.
- The nice thing about picking up hitch hikers is that you can use the car pool lane before they kill you.
- Should have never gave my cat a lemon, now he’s walking around like a sour puss.
- Saying “Hey, I just met you, and this is Crazy..” is how I used to introduce my ex to new people.
- It’s all fun and games until your ex’s relationship status changes on Facebook.
- If you’re not supposed to abuse cough syrup then why does it come with a little plastic shot glass?
- I’m beginning to realize that some people must actually enjoy being miserable. (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
- If your relationship status says, “It’s complicated” maybe you should stop kidding yourself and change it to “Single”.
- iPhone = Eye Phone = Illuminati Phone and Siri spelled backwards is Iris which means Eye. We’re Watching You.
- Due to inflation, a picture is now worth 467 words. Slightly more in Canada.
- My bank account is more like a countdown to my homelessness.
- Political views are like children. Some people don’t have one or want one. Others keep trying to show theirs off.
- If the T-Rex had arms that were long enough to hug, they probably wouldn’t have been so mean.
- I feel confident that Laim Neeson would be there for me if I listed him as my emergency contact.
- A push-up bra is like a bag a chips. You open it up and it’s half empty.
- I think I speak for everyone when I say we hate being spoken for. (Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
- When I was little I didn’t care about things like what to wear, my parents dressed me. Looking back at some of my old pictures, it’s obvious that my parents didn’t care either.
The Harsh Reality Behind Those “Viral” Statuses:
Help spread the real truth by spreading this hilariously viral status post 🙂 Hopefully it’ll make your dumb friends think twice before they like one of those trick status updates.
Bath or Walk?
Dogs just keep getting smarter 🙂 Funny dog videos never cease to amaze me on YouTube. It’s really the pride and joy of the interwebs. Share this gem with your Facebook friends for instant likes, comments, and karma.
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