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Goose Parade, Sneaky Cat, & Funny Statuses

November 21, 2011 by FunnyStatus Team

Get the LIKEs you deserve share these… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: Team Jacob ✖, Team Edward ✖, Team Guy that almost ran Bella over with his car ✔ (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★) I love it when I buy a bag of air, and the company is nice enough to put chips in it. […]

Russian Military Dance, Cat in a Box, & Funny Statuses

November 15, 2011 by FunnyStatus Team

Hilarious Facebook related content just for you… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: If facebook showed how many times I visited your profile, I’m dead. (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★) For every minute spent in organizing, an hour is earned. If you want to succeed, you should strike out on new paths rather than travel the […]

Skiing Ostrich, Pretty Please Kitty, & Funny Statuses

November 11, 2011 by FunnyStatus Team

Get more LIKEs share these… Funny Facebook Status Updates for Everyone: Dogs have masters. Cats have staff.  (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★) A wise man once said: You can’t be old & wise, if you were never young & crazy. It’s amazing the places I will wander to in my house while I talk on […]

Happy Cat, Robot Dance & 20 Funny Facebook Statuses.

September 26, 2011 by FunnyStatus Team

Get more LIKES, post these… Funny Facebook Status Updates: Thank goodness pets can’t talk, they all know too much. (From our EPIC: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★) I have a strong will, but a weak won’t. Learn to spell, kids. Auto Correct isn’t always write. The future is much like the present, only longer. If you want […]

Awesome Dance, Ninja Kitty, & Facebook Status Updates

August 24, 2011 by FunnyStatus Team

Get the LIKES you deserve, post these… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: There’s no known cure for an infectious smile. (From our Funny Status Updates iPhone App ★★★★★) To bathe a cat takes brute force, perseverance, courage, conviction – and a cat. The last ingredient is usually hardest to come by. Dyslexia for cure found! […]

Best Ping Pong Point Ever, Owl-Cat, & Funny Statuses

August 11, 2011 by FunnyStatus Team

Get LIKEs on Facebook post these… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: I wish I could commute by roller-coaster. (From our Funny Status Updates iPhone App ★★★★★) If you took a Facebook IQ Test and it determined you’re a genius, the fact that you participated in a Facebook test negates the result. Updating my status in […]

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