Russian Military Dance, Cat in a Box, & Funny Statuses


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  • For every minute spent in organizing, an hour is earned.
  • If you want to succeed, you should strike out on new paths rather than travel the worn paths of accepted success.
  • To me, “being the bigger person” means wishing a happy birthday on Facebook to people who did not wish me one.
  • Whenever I wake up on my own, I am automatically thrown in a panic of whether or not I slept through my alarm.
  • When someone adds me as a friend on Facebook, the first thing I do is go through all their pictures.
  • Chocolate makes everything better. Except obesity.
  • The best nicknames are the ones people don’t know they have.  (135+Likes in 11 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • Looking at your ex and wondering “Was I drunk the whole relationship?”
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  • I wish you could click “save as” on puppies.
  • Dear Pancakes, Do you have little compartments for syrup? No? I didn’t think so. Sincerely, Waffles.
  • Claiming a product promotes weight loss when combined with diet and exercise is like claiming it grants wishes when used with a leprechaun. (From Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • Do they have zoos in Africa or is it just “outside.”

It’s a Cat in a Box:


Cat in a Box

The Russian Army Gets Down…


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