Hilarious Facebook related content just for you…
Funny Status Updates for Facebook:
- If facebook showed how many times I visited your profile, I’m dead. (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
- For every minute spent in organizing, an hour is earned.
- If you want to succeed, you should strike out on new paths rather than travel the worn paths of accepted success.
- To me, “being the bigger person” means wishing a happy birthday on Facebook to people who did not wish me one.
- Whenever I wake up on my own, I am automatically thrown in a panic of whether or not I slept through my alarm.
- When someone adds me as a friend on Facebook, the first thing I do is go through all their pictures.
- Chocolate makes everything better. Except obesity.
- The best nicknames are the ones people don’t know they have. (135+Likes in 11 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
- Looking at your ex and wondering “Was I drunk the whole relationship?”
- Learn every day however small the lesson is. The day you stop learning is like stop at the end of the road.
- I wish you could click “save as” on puppies.
- Dear Pancakes, Do you have little compartments for syrup? No? I didn’t think so. Sincerely, Waffles.
- Claiming a product promotes weight loss when combined with diet and exercise is like claiming it grants wishes when used with a leprechaun. (From Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
- Do they have zoos in Africa or is it just “outside.”
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