Awesome Dance, Ninja Kitty, & Facebook Status Updates

Get the LIKES you deserve, post these…

Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

• There’s no known cure for an infectious smile. (From our Funny Status Updates iPhone App ★★★★★)
• To bathe a cat takes brute force, perseverance, courage, conviction – and a cat. The last ingredient is usually hardest to come by.
• Dyslexia for cure found!
• The great work must go forward. As soon as we all find somebody else to do it.
• I’m trying to keep up with the changes but the changes are winning.
• The reason dogs scratch themselves is because no one else knows where they itch.
• My short term memory loss is growing longer.
• I hate to see my loved ones leave home. I also miss my fives, tens and twenty’s.
• It’s time to clean the refrigerator when something closes the door from the inside. (170+Likes in 19minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page)
• Flying these days is a frisky business.
• It isn’t that I’m not a people person. It’s just that I’m not a stupid people person.
• I’m trying to read a book about how to relax, but I keep falling asleep.
• The best way to keep your kids out of hot water is to put dishes in it.
• I’m not mooning you. I’m turning the other cheek.
• Anybody who says marriage is a 50-50 proposition doesn’t know the first thing about women or fractions.
• Grandparents are so easy to operate, even a child can do it.
• Well, I guess these margaritas aren’t going to regret themselves… (VIA Twitter:@FreeFunnyStuff)
• I hate to see food go to waist.

NINJA KITTY:

If you’re a fan of getting a ton of LIKEs you should probably drop that gem on your Facebook Wall.

This Video will Brighten Anyone’s Day…

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gx-NLPH8JeM[/youtube]

Post that on your Facebook friends wall, #WINNING!