• Skip to main content

Funny Status

Daily Funny Status Updates for Facebook.

  • Statuses
    • Recent
  • Videos
  • Pictures
  • Memes
  • Gifs
  • Blog

Funny Cat Pictures

Old Spice, Duck Police, & Best Status Updates

May 21, 2012 by FunnyStatus Team

Get more LIKEs per share with these… Best Status Messages for Facebook  this week: LIKE if you do this: Waking up and checking your Facebook like its the morning paper.  (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) We all have that friend that doesn’t have Facebook. The only time I ever drink ginger ale is […]

Useless Talents, Deep Thought Cats, & Weekend Statuses

May 11, 2012 by FunnyStatus Team

Get more LIKEs, share these… Weekend Status Updates: The good thing about having a bad memory is that jokes can be funny more than once.  (VIA: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) Who else has dropped the phone on their face while laying in bed reading Facebook? A paper cut is a tree’s way of getting the last laugh. […]

Dancing Cows, Mischievous Kitty, & Funny Status Posts

March 26, 2012 by FunnyStatus Team

Be LIKEable on FB, share these.. Funny Status Posts for Facebook: That awkward moment when sarcasm doesn’t work in a text..  (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) Woody Woodpecker was an angry bird before it was cool. The nights I don’t dream about you, are the nights I stay up thinking of you. When […]

Crutch Dancing, CatTube, & Funny Status Updates

February 23, 2012 by FunnyStatus Team

Be a local celebrity, share these… * Pinterest – Are we doing this right? * Funny Status for Facebook: Reasons why I’m still single: ✔ can’t date the internet. ✔ can’t date my favorite celebrity. ✔ can’t date Facebook. ✔ can’t date myself.  (From our 4.5Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) Say it to my face, not […]

Running Camel, Funny Looks, & Awesome Statuses

January 3, 2012 by FunnyStatus Team

Get the LIKEs you deserve share these… Awesome Status Updates for Facebook: I hate it when two people start a conversation on my Facebook status. (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★) You’ve cat to be kitten me right meow. The only people who appreciate change are wet babies. LIKE if you would say the alphabet like […]

Confused Cat, Keychain Pup, & Funny Statuses

December 6, 2011 by FunnyStatus Team

Get more LIKEs per status share these… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: Cool Fact: You can’t hum if you plug your nose! LIKE if you just tried it 🙂   (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★) Autocorrect can kiss my ask! The next person that tells me I have no shame…probably knows me pretty darn well. […]

  • « Go to Previous Page
  • Page 1
  • Page 2
  • Page 3
  • Page 4
  • Go to Next Page »

Copyright © 2025 · Atmosphere Pro on Genesis Framework · WordPress · Log in

  • Privacy Policy
  • Contact Us
  • About Us
  • DMCA Policy