Dancing Cows, Mischievous Kitty, & Funny Status Posts

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Kitty explores the screen door…

Stuck Kitty

Just hanging out! LOL this kitty sure got into a little more mischief than he expected. Looks like someone headed out the kitty door flap when the screen wasn’t open. Share this pic on Facebook by hovering over it with the mouse and clicking SHARE.

Are these cows dancing???


Those are some excited cows! Share this excitement with your Facebook fans by posting this video on your wall.

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