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- The next person that tells me I have no shame…probably knows me pretty darn well.
- First 5 days after the weekend are always the hardest.
- It’s cute how the outdoors try to compete with the internet.
- One of the great mysteries to me is the fact that a woman could pour hot wax on her legs, rip the hair out by the roots, and still be afraid of a spider.
- Without Facebook, I probably wouldn’t have wished you a happy birthday..
- I hate that little line of dirt that you can never get onto the dustpan.
- No I am not single. I am in a long distance relationship… my girlfriend lives in the future.
- Facebook should have a limit on how many times you change ure relationship status, after 3 in a year it should auto-default to “unstable” (282+Likes in 6minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
- Dear Yahoo, I’ve never heard anyone say, “I don’t know, let’s Yahoo! it”Sincerely, Google.
- That awkward moment when someone says “Hello” and you say “Good thanks”
- I want to babysit a unicorn.
- Am I the only one who didn’t know that Mr.Krabs sang the Spongebob Theme song?
- I know Karate! …and several other Japanese words.
- Imagine there were no hypothetical situations.
- Dogs and men always look guilty of something. This explains the friendship.
- Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don’t.
- Whenever I see someone running in normal clothes, I immediately assume something is wrong.
- I try to live every day as though it were my last, and who wants to do laundry on the last day they’re alive? (From Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
- Have you ever woke up pissed at someone because of something they did in your dream?
Adorable Puppy just can’t get any cuter…
How in the world is it possible to be that cute? And, then have a keychain of yourself? Impossible! This must be a glitch in the Matrix! Post to your Facebook wall and see what your friends think of this insane amounts of adorableness.
Confused Cat can’t decide if he wants a drink or needs a shower:
Silly Kitty! Make a choice already 🙂 Share that on your Facebook wall for tons of LIKEs and shares!!!
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