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Baby Sloth, Cuddle Time, and Top 21 Facebook Statuses
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Photobombing, Guitar Dog, & Clever Status Updates
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Herding Sheep, Real Transformer, & Funny Facebook Statuses
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Piano Dog, Just chillin’, & 15 Great Facebook Status Updates
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