Piano Dog, Just chillin’, & 15 Great Facebook Status Updates

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Great Status Updates for any occasion:

  1. The awkward moment when you’ve already said “what?” three times and still have no idea what the person said, so you just agree. (From our 4.5Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★)
  2. *Phone vibrates at home.* Barely hear it. *Phone vibrates at school* Damn earthquake!
  3. Reasons I check my voicemail: 1% to hear the message. 99% to get rid of that annoying icon.
  4. Saying “Oh yeah, I remember” when you really don’t.
  5. If my room is clean, it means that Facebook is not working.
  6. Fact: You always get hurt the moment you begin to care.
  7. I’m officially naming my remote control “Waldo” (155+Likes in 5 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  8. Those ninja movements you make when you’re about to drop your phone.
  9. oh…CRAP!! I got up too late to workout again. That makes 12 years in a row now!!
  10. Whenever you think about giving up, think about why you’ve kept going for this long.
  11. When people see you as a competition, you already won.
  12. One of the simplest ways to stay happy is to let go of the things that make you sad.
  13. Always remember, that no matter how useless you think you are, you are still someone’s reason to smile.
  14. “They dared me to” is always a valid excuse.  (VIA our Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  15. Saying, “Thats crazy!” … when you haven’t been really listening to someone.


Just Hanging Out

Just hanging out, having a good ole time.

Dog Plays Piano and Sings…


Well done, doggie! Share with your Facebook friends and see what they think of this classical aspiring musician.

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