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Great Status Updates for any occasion:
- The awkward moment when you’ve already said “what?” three times and still have no idea what the person said, so you just agree. (From our 4.5Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★)
- *Phone vibrates at home.* Barely hear it. *Phone vibrates at school* Damn earthquake!
- Reasons I check my voicemail: 1% to hear the message. 99% to get rid of that annoying icon.
- Saying “Oh yeah, I remember” when you really don’t.
- If my room is clean, it means that Facebook is not working.
- Fact: You always get hurt the moment you begin to care.
- I’m officially naming my remote control “Waldo” (155+Likes in 5 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
- Those ninja movements you make when you’re about to drop your phone.
- oh…CRAP!! I got up too late to workout again. That makes 12 years in a row now!!
- Whenever you think about giving up, think about why you’ve kept going for this long.
- When people see you as a competition, you already won.
- One of the simplest ways to stay happy is to let go of the things that make you sad.
- Always remember, that no matter how useless you think you are, you are still someone’s reason to smile.
- “They dared me to” is always a valid excuse. (VIA our Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
- Saying, “Thats crazy!” … when you haven’t been really listening to someone.
Just hanging out, having a good ole time.
Dog Plays Piano and Sings…
Well done, doggie! Share with your Facebook friends and see what they think of this classical aspiring musician.