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- Every now and then I stop and think “I know you can hear my thoughts”. Just in case…
- Whenever I see fishies in a tank, I feel the need to poke the glass and scare them.
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- Spend life with the people who make you happy, not the people who you have to impress.
- Crap happens, just flush it and move on.
- You’ve got a face even an Instagram filter couldn’t fix.
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- Reading a book & having to reread the same paragraph over and over because your thoughts are too distracting.
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- I hate liars, hypocrites, & people who take advantage of people who care about them.
- Dating your Ex again is like buying your clothes back from Goodwill. There’s a reason you got rid of it in the first place.
- Jessica Simpson had her baby. Apparently, Kanye busted into the delivery room and said Beyonce had the best baby of all time.
- Rotating Your Dinner Plate, To Get A Better Look At The Situation. (VIA our Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
This Little Girl is a REAL Transformer:
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Border Collies Herding Sheep:
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