Baby Sloth, Cuddle Time, and Top 21 Facebook Statuses

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Top Facebook Status Updates:

  1. That awkward moment when you say bye to someone and you’re still walkin the same way.
  2. Sometimes I cry when chopping carrots because I don’t want onions to think they’re ugly or something.
  3. Girls: “I hangout with guys, there’s less drama.” Me: “I hangout by myself. There’s no drama & I don’t have to wear pants.”
  4. Life on earth may be expensive, but it includes a free trip around the sun.
  5. My head says “go to the gym” but my heart says, “stay on the internet forever and eat!”
  6. “Mommy! There’s a monster under my bed!” “That’s silly. There’s no mOH GOD! IT’S TEARING MY ARM! Kidding. He only eats kids. Goodnight.”
  7. On average I spend $75 a year to watch bananas turn brown.
  8. It would be easier to keep my New Year’s resolution to accept and forgive people if they’d stop being the same jerks they were last year.
  9. It’s cute how you swear because you don’t have a vocabulary.
  10. I heard that people who talk to themselves tend to be extremely smart.. Did you know that? Yes, I did know that.
  11. God has no Phone but I talk to him. He has no Facebook but he is still my friend. He does not have a twitter but I still follow him.
  12. The hardest part about being an adult is trying to hide how you’re still a child.
  13. Some of you must be really tired from jumping to so many conclusions.
  14. The worst thing about renting movie from a Red Box is that a $1 late fee isn’t enough motivation to get off the couch.
  15. I just know in few years from now I’m going to see the guys from American Pickers on an episode of Hoarders.
  16. The best part of the birthday notifier on Facebook is, I meet people that I didn’t even know were on my friends list.
  17. I just spent an hour at the gym. I couldn’t find a close enough parking spot so I left.
  18. It’s so strange to think that before Facebook all of this nonsense just stayed in people’s heads.
  19. I can’t wait to tell my Grandkids, “Back when I was kid, we were smarter than our phones!”
  20. 69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.
  21. If you don’t already hate people, the mall is a great place to start.

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