Get more likes, share these… Witty Facebook Statuses: Whenever I see “person is typing” for five minutes, and then finally…..”lol”, I assume you typed, “I love you, have my babies!”, but then chickened out. Not answering the question answers the question. I feel sorry for people who don’t have dogs. I hear they have to […]
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Milk Bandit, Dog Tries Lemon, & Great Facebook Status Ideas
Get more likes, share these… Great Facebook Status Ideas: When you were a kid there was nothing more satisfying as when you made the honking signal to the truck driver and he honked back. (*NEW* iPhone App: Funny Status 2 5★ Ratings) If I’m not supposed to eat late night snacks, then explain why the fridge has […]
Vet Helper, Wink, & Facebook Status Ideas
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Celebrity Experiment, Hypnosis Kitty, & Best Status Updates
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Scaring People, Electrokitty, & Funny Statuses
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Cat in a Box, Baby Otters, & Popular Statuses
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