Celebrity Experiment, Hypnosis Kitty, & Best Status Updates

Something for everyone in this edition of…

Best Facebook Status Updates of the Week:

  1. I’m not shy, I’m holding back my awesomeness, so I don’t intimidate you..   (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★)
  2. Just saw two homeless men hitting each other with pieces of cardboard. Pillow fight.
  3. If someone doesn’t appreciate your presence, make them appreciate your absence.
  4. Whenever I talk with someone who stutters… I yell “REMIX”
  5. The awkward moment when you run over your own banana peel in Mario cart.
  6. 2013. The year when the movie 2012 will be moved from the action section, to comedy section.
  7. LIKE if you LOVE those conversations you skip sleep for.
  8. Everyone has that “make the other person sound incredibly stupid” voice when describing an argument.  (128+LIKEs in 5 mins – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  9. That baby dinosaur noise you make when you stretch.
  10. Giving your friend “the look” when you see someone attractive.
  11. Every day, I think about texting you first. But then I think, “If you really wanted to talk to me, you’d text me first.”
  12. Oh, you only live once? I had no idea, please tell me more.
  13. A jealous woman does better research than FBI.
  14. You’re just as useful as a Red Light on Grand Theft Auto.
  15. suns upside down is still suns MIND = BLOWN  (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )

*WARNING* Do Not Stare Directly at Kitty… you may become hypnotized:

Hypnosis Cat

Dang, that is one hypnotic cat! Share this pic by hovering your mouse over and clicking “Click to Share” for instant LIKEability on Facebook.

Celebrity Experiment:


I think we’ve all wondered that at some point! Just goes to show you that people love to believe that something important is going on around them. Share this hilarious celebrity experiment with your Facebook friends for instant LIKEs & Comments!

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