Score more likes, share one of these… 20 Clever Facebook Status: Stay warm. By staying in bed. THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD IS SEEING PEOPLE SMILING BECAUSE OF YOU. I thought there was a spider on the rug, but it was just some yarn. It’s dead yarn now, though. Me: I am so over […]
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Awkward Moment When, Disappointed, and 20 Clever Facebook Status Updates
Make someones Monday, share one of these… 20 Clever Facebook Status Updates: Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance… The five stages of waking up. I love when strangers smile at me and I smile back and we have that nice stranger smiling moment. People who get out of the car and actually have a sit down […]
Morning Person, Baby Shots, and 20 Clever Facebook Status Updates
Almost Christmas! Yay 🙂 Until then, make someone smile and share one of these… 20 Clever Facebook Status Updates: Best pickup line : wanna get pizza? I’m 500% done with today and about 36% done with tomorrow. Sorry Folgers, but the best part about waking up is going back to bed after you pee. “don’t […]
Shampoo Prank, Dat Look, & Uber Clever Status Updates
Make it over the hump, pick something funny and share… Clever Facebook Status Updates: I dream about naps. It’s scary how much I think about food. No emoji in the world can replace the depth of :/ Dont go broke trying to look RICH….act your wage! FACT: Everybody needs a smart ass, sarcastic friend. There is […]
Derpy Dog, Leadership, and Clever Status Updates
Make your weekend last longer, share these… Clever Status Updates for Facebook or What’s App: Dear sneeze, If you’re gonna happen, happen. Don’t put a stupid look on my face and leave. Girlfriend? That’s a funny way to say Netflix. I think too much at night. My new voicemail: “If you have reached this recording, […]
Katy Perry, Manicures, and Very Clever Status Updates
Celebrate the week being half-over, share these… 20 Very Clever Status Updates: Does anyone else ever hear their alarm go off in the morning and immediately start rationalizing quitting your job or dropping out of school in order to stay in bed? People who try to stop you on the street to sell stuff are the […]