Make it over the hump, pick something funny and share…
Clever Facebook Status Updates:
- I dream about naps.
- It’s scary how much I think about food.
- No emoji in the world can replace the depth of :/
- Dont go broke trying to look RICH….act your wage!
- FACT: Everybody needs a smart ass, sarcastic friend.
- There is nothing rarer and more beautiful than liking every song on an album.
- Halloween is, by far, the safest day to kill a person and leave them in a chair on your porch.
- It’s funny how after an argument is over, you start to think about more clever shit you could have said.
- The 78th Rule of Fight Club: When it’s your turn to bring the snacks, be respectful of your peers’ food allergies.
- You know you had a good night when your first call the next morning is from the bank making sure your card wasn’t stolen.
- Dentist: Do you remember the last time you flossed? Me: It should say on your sheet right over there.
- I just spent an hour at the gym. I couldn’t find a close enough parking spot so I left.
- It’s interesting how the ads on Youtube never have trouble buffering.
- On a scale of 1 to 10: you’re a 9 & I’m the 1 you need.
- I’m cold. Not like freezing cold, but bitchy cold.
- Forget having a fat day – I’m having a fat life.
- Our smiles should touch now.
- I’m sad when my food is over.
- I need new swear words.
- I’m beginning to understand why all the Soap Operas are going off the air. It’s because everybody is on FACEBOOK airing out their dirty laundry. I mean who needs Days of Our Lives. I’ve got Days of Yalls Lives right here! Commercial free!
The Original ‘Shampoo Prank’ Video:
An oldie but, a goodie. Classic prank 🙂 Share if you enjoyed.