Make your weekend last longer, share these… 20 Clever Facebook Statuses for the Weekend: New Rule: If I hold the door open for you and you walk by without thanking me I am guaranteed at least one attempt at trying to trip you. We take the naps we think we deserve. I wonder if anyone […]
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Surprise KittEh, Dog Ambulance, and Clever Statuses for the Weekend.
Make the weekend last longer, share these… 20 Clever Facebook Statuses for the Weekend: Taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 3 hours? in 9 years?? no one can be sure. Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to […]
Taylor Swift Attacked, Pro Parenting, & 22 Clever Statuses
Make your friends laugh, share these… 22 Clever Facebook Statuses: Sometimes, when I feel optimistic about the future of mankind, I go read the comments on YouTube and it brings me right back to reality. Common Sense isn’t a gift. It’s punishment…because you have to deal with everyone who doesn’t have it. I plan on […]
Awkwardness, Freestyle Train Music, and Clever Status Posts
Score more likes, share these… Clever Facebook Statuses: Hey Tuesday, this week, you’re basically Monday and therefore, I hate you. I hate texting people who don’t use smileys. I feel like I’m texting an emotionless robot. Do bees even have knees? Alcohol makes me worse at everything except telling secrets. I won’t be coming into […]
Dancing Time, Free Hugs, & Clever Status Updates
Make The Social Network better, share these… Clever Facebook Status Updates: That awkward moment when you’re trying to dodge someone, and you both step the same way… twice. I wish my computer would stop asking me stupid questions. Of course I’m sure I want to clear my browser history. The thing that sucks about hanging […]
Adorable Puppy, Tangled Surprise, & Clever Status Updates
More likes per status, share these… 20 Clever Facebook Statuses: I’m actually not funny. I’m just really mean and people think I’m joking. Your secrets are safe with me, because I probably wasn’t listening to begin with. If Facebook is conflicting with your real life relationships then it’s time to take a break. We need […]