Saying what you’re thinking since 2010… 20 Clever Facebook Statuses: Bill Gates and I have a combined fortune of around 80 billions of dollars. There is no “u” in awesome… But there is a “me”. Distance sucks…my room is so far from the kitchen. There’s probably an employee at State Farm really named “Jake” who […]
Clever Facebook Statuses
Bird Loses It, Sage Advice, and 20 Clever Facebook Statuses
Ugh, Monday. Make someone smile by sharing one of these.. 20 Clever Facebook Statuses: The worst thing is when you have a song stuck in your head but you only know one line. That awkward moment when you accidentally make eye contact with someone like 5 times. I’m not the kind of person you ever […]
Panda Hug, Hot Tea, & 20 Clever Facebook Statuses
Enjoy your Tuesday. Share one of these… 20 Clever Facebook Statuses: The first rule of Right Club is that your wife is the only member of Right Club. Based on my reaction to toast popping out of a toaster, I’d like to recommend you never throw me a surprise party. “I miss those ice-bucket challenge […]
Why Men Hate Being in Pictures, Nagging, and 20 Clever Facebook Statuses
Make a friends day, share one of these… 20 Clever Facebook Statuses: Well, at least it’s not Monday. I may be wrong, but I doubt it. I want to grow my own food but no one makes pizza seeds. Can we not and also say we didn’t? Instead of “single” as my status, I prefer […]
Dog Leaf Pile, T9 Text Messaging, and Clever Facebook Statuses
Happy Hump Day, make someones day… Clever Facebook Statuses: I find bad jokes funnier than funny jokes. You say I’m wearing too much black but all I hear is I look great. Dear naps, I’m sorry I was a jerk to you in kindergarten. October: Halloween month November:Christmas prep month & post halloween depression month […]
Facebook Changes, Amazing Michael Jackson Cover, and Clever Facebook Statuses
Make your friends LOL, pick one and share it… 20 Clever Facebook Statuses: Love is like Wi-Fi, you can’t see it, but you know when you’ve lost it. My decision making skills closely resemble that of a squirrel when crossing the street. If I drove a UPS truck there’s a 100% chance I would fall […]