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Math Teacher Fun, Showering Alone, & The 20 Best Facebook Statuses

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Make your weekend last longer, share one of these hilarious statuses we collected.. 20 Best Facebook Statuses: Facebook is the refrigerator of the internet. I keep going back to it expecting something to appear that I’ll enjoy. When plastic bags become currency, I will be king. Don’t jump to confusions. That awkward moment when you […]

Good Women, Batman Jammies, & Best Statuses.

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Make your weekend last longer, share these… This Week’s Best Facebook Statuses: How can I act normal when you can’t even define it? Fun Fact: Over 97.8% of men have already made mistakes this year that a woman will remind him about for the rest of his days. A car with a car rack looked […]

Robot Boys, Super Nap, and Best Facebook Statuses

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Make your weekend last, share these… 20 Best Facebook Statuses I’ve never met a weekend that I didn’t like. I can’t believe it’s been almost a year since the world ended in 2012. Have you ever laughed so hard that you feel like you may have damaged your DNA? I thought we had something. You […]

EPIC Guitarist, Speeding Ticket, & Best Statuses Ever

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This week on FB… Best Facebook Statuses: One of the most exciting things about life is not knowing what’s next. Every time I put my iPod on “shuffle”, I realized I hate half the music I have on it. Today is one of those “yeah, I’m not getting anything done” kind of days. The ocean […]

Dubstep Bird, Taco Bell, & Best Status Updates

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This week on Facebook… Best Facebook Status Updates: Dinosaurs were just lies fed to us to cover up the existence of Pokemon. Some of us learn from the mistakes of others. The rest of us have to be the others. I just fell down the stairs holding a guitar and accidentally wrote a One Direction […]