Robot Boys, Super Nap, and Best Facebook Statuses

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20 Best Facebook Statuses

  1. I’ve never met a weekend that I didn’t like.
  2. I can’t believe it’s been almost a year since the world ended in 2012.
  3. Have you ever laughed so hard that you feel like you may have damaged your DNA?
  4. I thought we had something. You met my family, made me dinner, called me honey. Now suddenly you’re a “waitress” who was “doing her job?”
  5. Whenever someone asks me to sign their cast, I always write: ‘last warning, you have a week to get the money together.’
  6. My screensaver is a screenshot of a bunch of spreadsheets so my boss doesn’t notice when I haven’t moved my mouse in an hour.
  7. I like to think I treat my body like a temple.
    A Temple of Doom, but a temple nonetheless.
  8. Traffic jams are more tolerable if you just think of them as really boring parades.
  9. When I say, “Hold that thought,” it’s just a polite way of saying I’m not interested.
  10. “Wow, that is a nice lookin’ pair of Crocs.” Said no one ever.
  11. My day starts backwards… I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake.
  12. If you’re struggling, that means you’re progressing.
  13. Seriously, life is better when you decide you don’t care.
  14. Show me a person who can be trusted with a laser pointer, and I will show you someone whose soul has died.
  15. Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin – it’s the triumphant twang of a bedspring.
  16. Don’t rush and never settle.
    If it’s meant to be, it will be.
  17. Shouting out the wrong part of the song with confidence!
  18. In terms of emotional comfort it is my belief that no amount of physical contact could match the healing powers of a well made cocktail.
  19. Why was the cat in the bag in the first place?
  20. When a man opens the car door for his wife it’s either a new car or a new wife..

Yesterdays Status Updates…

This is what a NAP should be…

what a nap should look like

Dat Tongue Doe!

Robot Dance on Steroids…

That’s on another level right there! Wow! So good! Share if you enjoyed.

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