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Godfather Kitty, Confused Penguin, & Awesome Statuses
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Silly Dog Pic, Cute First Kiss, and Awesome Status Updates
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15 Awesome Status Updates for Facebook!
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Funny Status Updates of the Day.
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Happy Tuesday, Get Likes and Comments by Posting Our Funny Statuses!
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