Silly Dog Pic, Cute First Kiss, and Awesome Status Updates

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Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  • Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don’t make sense. Refrigerator. (Courtesy of our Funny Status Updates iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
  • When I was little, “I am gonna tell your mom” was the scariest sentence.
  • I was going to give you a nasty look but I see you already have one.
  • Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.
  • The reason men lie is because women ask so many questions.
  • There are two kinds of friends : those who are around when you need them, and those who are around when they need you. ツ (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page)
  • The 3 C’s of life…Choice, Chance, Change.. You must make the Choice to take the Chance if u want anything to Change.
  • A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it.
  • Mental Note: Actual notes work better.
  • If Snapple comes from the best stuff on earth, then our planet really stinks.
  • I love that Facebook keeps me honest by ignoring me when I’m trying too hard. (VIA:@FreeFunnyStuff )
  • Can we stop with the holidays? I’d like to go 4 days without feeling like I have to get drunk, eat candy or buy someone a present.

Wise Wisdom Status: My father said there are two kinds of people in the world: givers and takers. The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better.

Funny Picture to Post:

Shocked Dog picture

That is one shocked puppy! Bonus: Cute Sloth Baby Pic

Remember your first kiss? How cute is this???


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