Monday Fun Time, Share these… 20 Awesome Facebook Status Updates: If running on a treadmill was the only way to recharge our phones we would be the healthiest mofos on the planet. I bet wrecking ball operators are some of the happiest people in the world. “I don’t know why people dislike jury duty. I […]
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Kids These Days, Sax Battle, and Awesome Status Updates
Happy Monday, Score More Likes Share These… 20 Awesome Status Updates: Does running late count as exercise? The more photos you have to untag on Monday = The better your weekend was. May be time to get in shape. Halfway up this flight of stairs and I’m considering setting up base camp and trying again […]
Beautiful Music, KittEh Logic, and Awesome Status Updates
Make the weekend last longer, share these… 20 Awesome Status Updates: Today I tried the whole Yahoo vs Google thing. I typed “Why is there.” Yahoo gave me “Why is there fuzz on a tennis ball” and Google gave me “Why is there a drunk Chinese man doing push ups on my front lawn.” Google […]
Pump Up The Jam, Surprised KittEh, and Awesome Weekend Statuses
Get more likes, share these… Awesome Status Updates for the Weekend: I’m forever disappointed that a group of squids isn’t called a squad. ( 100K+ Statuses: Funny Status 2 5★ Ratings) Lucky is the person who has the ability to see their own shortcomings. Miserable is the person who can only see the flaws of others. If […]
Force Be With You, Crazy Shark, and Awesome Statuses
Something for everyone, share these… Awesome Facebook Status Updates: That awkward moment when its dark and you think there is another step so you hulk stomp the floor ( 100K+ Statuses: Funny Status 2 5★ Ratings) I spend 90% of my time at the gym choosing the right song for my workout. I’d like to know what […]
Paralympics Shot, Want Ball, & Awesome Status Updates
Get more likes, share these… Awesome Facebook Status Updates: “Dammit I’m mad” backwards is still “dammit I’m mad”Mind = Blown (iPhone App: Funny Status 2 5★ Rating) I hate when I forget to press send and I’m sitting there like an idiot waiting for a reply. Have you noticed that you never hear about,”Kony” anymore? Glad everyone […]