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- Does running late count as exercise?
- The more photos you have to untag on Monday = The better your weekend was.
- May be time to get in shape. Halfway up this flight of stairs and I’m considering setting up base camp and trying again in the morning.
- It’s not that I can’t sleep – I just really need to time to consider EVERY POSSIBLE THING THAT COULD HAPPEN. EVER.
- I’m going to the gym now. Not bragging. Just want you to know where to send the ambulance in case I don’t make it.
- Do you guys remember how in the 90’s we had a room in our houses called “the computer room”?
- If a woman shaves her legs for you, at least every other day, in the Winter time, it’s Love.
- You can find me in the club, asking everyone I came with if they are ready to leave yet.
- I never make plans until I know how I am getting out of them.
- My good friends are bad for my liver.
- I work hard so my dog can have a better life.
- Your best friend should also be the weirdest person you know.
- That mini-heart attack you have when you check your pocket for your phone, and it’s not there.
- The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I asked for pizza…
- Life is a confused teacher; first she gives the test then teaches the lesson.
- The trick is not let anyone know how really weird you are until it’s too late to back out.
- All of my plans for the future start out with “when I get rich”
- I wish my phone would stop correcting “omg” to
“OMG” I’m not that shocked. - That crazy 5 seconds, when you stand up too fast, and you either go blind or extremely dizzy.
- Technically, there is a lot of food in this house. However, none of it is sweet or microwavable. There is no food in this house.
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Battle of the SAXES on the Subway…
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That was incredible! Two talented folks on the subway there 🙂 Would have loved to witness that live. Share if you enjoyed.
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