Pump Up The Jam, Surprised KittEh, and Awesome Weekend Statuses

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Awesome Status Updates for the Weekend:

• I’m forever disappointed that a group of squids isn’t called a squad. ( 100K+ Statuses: Funny Status 2  5★ Ratings)
• Lucky is the person who has the ability to see their own shortcomings. Miserable is the person who can only see the flaws of others.
• If you put a finger in your ear and scratch, it sounds like Pacman.
• That awkward moment when you’re supposed to be cleaning your room and you put on music and it turns into a dance party for one.
• Make a girl smile. Send her a cute goodnight text while she’s sleeping so she wakes up with a smile on her face.
• The awkward moment when you’re waiting for a text but then you realize you’re the one who didn’t reply.
• Before you pride yourself on being a big fish, make sure you’re not swimming in a puddle.
• Even if women came with directions, you still wouldn’t read them.
• Restarting the whole song because you missed your favorite line.
• I’m the type of person that tries to fall back asleep in the morning just to finish a dream. (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
• 7 minutes of extra sleep in the morning seriously does matter.
• Would you like a table? No I came to eat on the ground. Carpet for 5 five please.
• Cool things always happen when I don’t have a camera.
• LIKE if your friends understand your better than your own family.
• You’re single?HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA me too.
• If the minimum wage is good enough for all Americans, then that’s how much Congress should make as well.
• The side effects of the medicine I’m on include nausea, nausea, nausea, nausea, nausea, repeating things four times & difficulty adding.
• LIKE if you remember the 2pac Hologram.
• Don’t shop when hungry. Don’t date when horny. Don’t update your status when drunk. (Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )

KittEh is So SupriseD!

LOL, don’t worry kittEh, I feel the same way somtimes! Share this picture for likes, comments, and general awesome recognition on teh Facebookz.

Pump Up the Jam:

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Pump it up… while your feet are stomping! Pass it along to your fellow Facebook mates for instalikability, and yes we just made that work up.