Laughing At Your Own Text Share if you crack yourself up! 20 Funny Statuses: Practice safe text – use commas and never miss a period. You’re one of those women that my mom warned me about…Here’s my number. I look forward to paying off all my debt so I can get back to just being […]
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This Is Me Thinking About Thanksgiving, 20 Funny Statuses, Party Noisemakers In A Exhaust Pipe
This Is Me Thinking About Thanksgiving Seriously though.. 20 Funny Statuses: Just once I want my skills to be so urgently required that a helicopter is dispatched to pick me up. In a 500-day period I could theoretically meet someone, get married, have a baby, and get divorced–and yet I’d still be using the same […]
Woke Up Motivated, 20 Funny Statuses, Simon Pegg Pranks Twitter
Woke Up Motivated… Like dust in the wind.. 20 Funny Statuses: That prince in Sleeping Beauty doesn’t get enough credit for kissing someone who hadn’t brushed her teeth in forever. Just moisturized my hands and now I can’t get out of the bathroom. Send help. My house has really let itself go. like wearing glasses […]
How Much Horse Power?, 20 Funny Statuses, Google Cardboard-Virtual Reality
How Much Horse Power? So much horse power it doesn’t all fit under the hood 20 Funny Statuses: Why is it called “reading a book” and not paper view? I just saw a guy take a bite of Kit Kat bar without breaking it apart first! Sir, we live in a society with rules, please […]
Disney’s Rules, 20 Funny Statuses, Seniors At Bonnaroo
Disney’s Rules Try it out! See how it works for you.. 20 Funny Statuses: I always like seeing those “Baby on Board” stickers because it’s nice to see agreeable babies out there. I’ll call it a smartphone the day I yell “Where’s my phone?” and it yells “Down here! In the couch cushions!” As the […]
Ice Cube Doesn’t Need a Life Vest, 20 Funny Statuses, Last One In Is A Rotten Egg!
Ice Cube Doesn’t Need a Life Vest 20 Funny Statuses: The two best times to keep your mouth shut are when you’re swimming and when you’re angry. Wouldn’t it be nice if the world was flat? That way we could just push off the people we don’t like. I stay up late every night and […]