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Top 11 Status Countdown:
- If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blankets back to your side.
- Siri, destroy the vehicle in front of me.
- Billion Dollar Idea: An app that deletes your phone number from other people’s phones.
- If I had a time machine, I would just keep going back to bed.
- Every Olympic event should include one average person competing for reference.
- I snuck popcorn into the movie theatre but they won’t let me use their microwave.
- Please be sure to let me know if the way I live my life is in total accordance with your beliefs.
- Weed is not a gateway drug that leads to harder drugs, it’s more of a drive-thru drug that leads to apple pies and milkshakes.
- I laugh at your claims to bravely take on a zombie apocalypse when most of you won’t even stand up to a spider.
- All single ladies, stop saying you should just give up and get a cat. If no man wants you, don’t force an innocent cat to live with you.
- See someone you know in a store….. “WHAT’S UP MAN!!” Walk around and see them again….. Nod your head & slight wave See them a third time…. Avoid all eye contact.
Cat Tries to Catch the Bass:
A new Dubstep KittEh, I love it!
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