Unbelievable Dubstep Dancing KittEh (Video)

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Top 11 Status Countdown:

  1. If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blankets back to your side.
  2. Siri, destroy the vehicle in front of me.
  3. Billion Dollar Idea: An app that deletes your phone number from other people’s phones.
  4. If I had a time machine, I would just keep going back to bed.
  5. Every Olympic event should include one average person competing for reference.
  6. I snuck popcorn into the movie theatre but they won’t let me use their microwave.
  7. Please be sure to let me know if the way I live my life is in total accordance with your beliefs.
  8. Weed is not a gateway drug that leads to harder drugs, it’s more of a drive-thru drug that leads to apple pies and milkshakes.
  9. I laugh at your claims to bravely take on a zombie apocalypse when most of you won’t even stand up to a spider.
  10. All single ladies, stop saying you should just give up and get a cat. If no man wants you, don’t force an innocent cat to live with you.
  11. See someone you know in a store….. “WHAT’S UP MAN!!” Walk around and see them again….. Nod your head & slight wave See them a third time…. Avoid all eye contact.

Yesterdays Status Updates…

Cat Tries to Catch the Bass:

A new Dubstep KittEh, I love it!

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