You have to hear this Cruise Ship play ‘Seven Nation Army’ on it’s Horn.

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20 years ago nobody knew what gluten was, now there are only 3 people left in the world that can still eat a bagel.
I have abs………..olutely nothing.
If he looks unhappy, make him bacon, rub his belly, and break out the rubber toys. Dogs love that shit.
The only difference between politics and religion is whether the hope is for this life, or the next.
List of the most populated places in the world – 1. China 2. India 3. Friend Zone 4. United States 5. Indonesia
You are a prisoner of the limitations you impose upon yourself.
I’m not anti-social, I’m selectively social. There’s a huge difference.
I feel so stupid for cashing in my retirement account early. But then I always feel stupid using the Coinstar machine.
Weed is bad. We should burn it.
Just when you start to feel like you’re #1, God throws a blue turtle shell.
Just checked my Farmville for the first time in a year. It’s now a Walmart.
I wish electronics would scream a little bit when you unplugged them.
I don’t mean to brag but when I’m at the Taco Bell drive thru placing my order, I don’t even look at the prices.