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13 Ridiculous Facebook Statuses:
- 20 years ago nobody knew what gluten was, now there are only 3 people left in the world that can still eat a bagel.
- I have abs………..olutely nothing.
- If he looks unhappy, make him bacon, rub his belly, and break out the rubber toys. Dogs love that shit.
- The only difference between politics and religion is whether the hope is for this life, or the next.
- List of the most populated places in the world – 1. China 2. India 3. Friend Zone 4. United States 5. Indonesia
- You are a prisoner of the limitations you impose upon yourself.
- I’m not anti-social, I’m selectively social. There’s a huge difference.
- I feel so stupid for cashing in my retirement account early. But then I always feel stupid using the Coinstar machine.
- Weed is bad. We should burn it.
- Just when you start to feel like you’re #1, God throws a blue turtle shell.
- Just checked my Farmville for the first time in a year. It’s now a Walmart.
- I wish electronics would scream a little bit when you unplugged them.
- I don’t mean to brag but when I’m at the Taco Bell drive thru placing my order, I don’t even look at the prices.
Cruise Ship Plays a Song with it’s Horns…
That was so cool! Imagine seeing that happen in person, so awesome 🙂 Share if you’d like.
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