Tuesday is one day closer to the weekend than Monday.

Enjoy your Tuesday folks and enrich your friends lives with these…

Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  • Hospitality: making your guests feel like they’re at home, even if you wish they were. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App– Over 25k/users that average over 5+comments & likes per status update! Now available on ANDROID!)
  • Any woman can have the body of a 21 year old… as long as she buys him a few drinks first.
  • Come on Canada, first Celine, then Nickelback, NOW Bieber!? Are you TRYING to provoke a war?
  • They had 3D HD in the 60s only it was a lot cheaper and called LSD.
  • Sometimes the best helping hand you can give is a good, firm push. ツ ( “Like” our Funny Status Update Fan Page for daily Funny Status Updates)
  • It’s no coincidence the people who call the cops when parties get loud are the people who never get invited to parties.
  • Turns out people can still hear you even if you’re wearing sunglasses.
  • I’m making myself sick worrying about my health.
  • Today needs an eject button.
  • A fool and his money are soon dating women way too good looking for him.
  • Breaking news – Energizer Bunny arrested & charged for battery. (From our Twitter account @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • If you want to find a cure for stupid, take a tissue sample from people who call and request songs they’re already playing 50 times a day.

Funny picture to post to your Facebook:

Haha, post that picture and you’re sure to get a comment storm 🙂  That is if your friends are smart enough!

Funny Video to Post:


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