This is one awesome Wednesday… you know why? Because your friends are about to get a good laugh, because you’re going to post these…
Funny Status Updates for Facebook:
- Billion Dollar Idea: Child-Canceling Headphones.
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App– Over 25k/users that average over 5+comments & likes per status update! Now available on ANDROID!)
- They probably won’t let me join the pessimist club.
- My son told me that I wasn’t the “boss” of him, so I showed him a 37 slide PowerPoint to justify my management position.
- If Superman is so smart, why is his underwear on the outside? ツ ( “Like” our Funny Status Update Fan Page for daily Funny Status Updates)
- “The doctor can see you now.” – a nurse, after removing the doctor’s blindfold.
- Is it just me, or does hamstring sound delicious?
- I don’t call it lying down, I call it landscape mode.
- “How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb?” “It’s a really obscure number, you probably haven’t heard of it.”
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Funny Picture to Post:
Hahah, isn’t that the truth! I think your friends would appreciate that 🙂 Post and watch the comments roll in!
Funny Video to Post:
That is too funny!!!! And it is seasonally appropriate 🙂 That is it for today, enjoy the rest of your Wednesday we will see you back here tomorrow for more funny stuff to post to your Facebook. If you need more funny status updates, pics, and videos to post: “Like” our FB Fan Page & Download our 4.5-star Rated iPhone App. Make sure to stop by tomorrow for more hilarious content.